Egyptian Gliders by Boys Without Brains
IF YOU THINK THAT ONE SCROLL IS'NT ENOUGH , HERE'S A SECOND SCROLL. OFCOURSE THESE SCROLLS ARE BOTH PROGRAMMED BY DR.G FROM BW - ^. THE CHARACTERS AND THE MUSIC COME FROM THE GAME GLIDER RIDER. NOTE TO TSS ( HCS-5005) : IF YOU HAD TAKEN 6 MINUTES TO RIP THIS MUSIC ( AS I HAVE) YOU WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT THERE IS A THIRD MUSIC IN THE GAME (DOM! DOM! DOM!!!!) SECOND NOTE TO TSS : YOUR SCROLLS ARE MUCH TOO SLOW ! I MADE THIS PROGRAM BECAUSE MY PREVIOUS ONE , G-MUSIC , CONTAINED RATHER A BAD PICTURE , AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY TOLD ME , BUT YOU CAN JUDGE THAT FOR YOURSELF. IF IT HAPPENS THAT G-MUSIC IS'NT PART OF YOUR PROGRAM-COLLECTION , SEE THAT YOU GET IT. YOU SHOULD OF COURSE TRY TO GET ALL PROGRAMS THAT HAVE BEEN ( PARTIALLY) MADE BY BW - ^. AND NOW A HINT TO ALL PEOPLE THAT MAKE PROGRAMS IN WHICH THEY USE SPRITES : AS YOU MAY OR MAY NOT KNOW THERE'S A FLOPPY SPEEDER CALLED 64'ER DOS. THIS IS A SPEEDER THAT DOESN'T REQUIRE A FLATCABLE ( PARALLEL) BUT IS NEVERTHELESS VERY FAST ( OF COURSE NOT COMPARABLE TO MOST PARALLEL SPEEDERS , BUT MUCH CHEAPER ). YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED BY NOW THAT I HAPPEN TO USE THIS 64'ER DOS , SO NOW TO THE PROBLEM : THE 64'ER DOS DOESN'T PUT X AND Y POSITIONS TO 0 ( ZERO) AFTER A RESET ( I COULD HAVE CHANGED IT , BUT WHEN I GOT THE PROGRAM IT WAS ALREADY ON EPROM ). SO IF YOU USE , FOR INSTANCE, ONLY 4 SPRITES AND YOU PUT 8 SPRITES ON ( $FF IN $D015 ) THERE ARE 4 SPRITES ON MY SCREEN THAT CAN DISTURB RASTER LINES OR JUST LOOK SILLY. OH,OH! THE BELL RINGS ... COULD BE OZZIE ... YES !!! IT'S HIM !! AND HE WANTS TO TYPE SOME BULLSHIT TOO. YOH,OZZIE HERE !! I VISIT DR.G ONCE IN A WHILE JUST TO AVOID BORING CONVERSATIONS WITH ASLAN. WELL,WHAT CAN I SAY... YEP...YIP'S OUR NEW CONTACT,THE GUY FROM PURE-BYTE AND MAYBE HE'LL MAKE A NICE MELODY FOR A NEW VERSION OF BEYOND... DR.G'S SISTER'S BUGGIN' US AGAIN.....GET THE HELL OUT A HERE , SISSY , OR WE'LL COMMIT HOMICIDE !!!! CAN YOU DIG THAT !! NOW WE HAVE COMPLETE REST AGAIN SO NOW SOME MORE INTERESTING (?) NEWS FOR Y'ALL... JAWS , MY ZIP-CODE'S NOT PS , BUT BS , NOTE THIS !! INTRUDER AND JACKAL , MY COMPLIMENTS FOR THE MADONNA-DEMO , DR.G LIKED IT TOO. MAYBE THE GREETINGS IN OUR NEXT DEMO WILL BE DIGITIZED , SO YOU'LL HEAR MY VOICE NEXT TIME , MAYBE ?!?! WE'RE JUST EXPERIENCING FRANKIE'S NEWEST HOT 45-RPM-VINYL-DISC , WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND SPECIAL TWELVE WILD DISCIPLES-MIX , SPATIAL STEREO IS DESORIENTATING US INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION , .....MY KEYBOARD IS VAPOURISING..... ......I CAN HEAR MY HEART BURST IT'S BEAT THROUGH MY THROAT...... .....NOW BACK TO BUSINESS.... THIS WAS A FRANKIE-RE-MIX ...... ..THE QUESTION IS NOW BEGGED - WHAT IS A RE-MIX ? "IT USED TO BE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES BUT NOW IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE ." FOR THE REST OF THE TEXT , BUY THE TWELVE WILD DISCIPLES MIX OF FRANKIE'S WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND..... ..SO DID I.... ....ALSO BUY 'LIVERPOOL'.... MARIO , ONE MEMBER OF BW - AND ME ARE PRODUCING A GAME.... ...IT'S LOW... ...IT'S NASTY... ...IT'S BAD..... BUT IT'S PARALISING AND MEGA-STUNNING !!!!! HOW MODEST I ALWAYS AM (????) I WILL NOT REVEAL ANY MORE SECRETS... ...JUST BUY THE GAME... BECAUSE DR.G FORGOT TO GREET OUR BUDDIES , I WILL DO SO... YO! TO : ACS AND LAURENS , THE BAM , TMC , RADWAR , PURE-BYTE , GER , CFN 3001 , ELECTRO , NEW AGE , AND EVERYBODY ELSE FLOATING SOMEWHERE IN MY UNIVERSE-LIKE BRAIN ( "AS YOU KNOW , THE UNIVERSE IS ALMOST EMPTY !!",SAID DR.G ) NOW , IN A MOMENT OF UTTER GOD-LIKE FEELING , I AM DRUMMING WITH IMAGINARY DRUM-STICKS... ON A NON-EXISTING DRUM-SET ON THE BEAT OF RAGE HARD !! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH AN AMOUNT OF TOTAL CRAP IN SUCH A SHORT TIME ?? BET YA DIDN'T !! BUT NOW I WILL GIVE THE COMMAND OVER THE KEYBOARD BACK TO IT'S OWNER , SO HERE COMES DOC !! MEH..WHAT'S UP DOC ?? NOW ANALYSING OZZIE'S CRAP... ... ... ZMURTCH ... GLUAPHT ... RRRRRRRRRRRR....... ( THAT WAS MY PRINTER) CONCLUDING DIAGNOSIS : 1 TOTALLY FREAKED OUT 2 PARANOID 3 SCITZY-FRITZY ( SCHIZOFRENIC ) CURE : LIE DOWN ON YOUR LOCAL SHRINK'S COUCH ! ANOTHER PSYCHIATRIC CASE SOLVED BY THE UNIQUE PARAPSYCHOLOGICAL DR.G ! BILL : USE OF THE COMPUTER : $25 PRINTING PAPER : $16 DR.G'S MOTHER'S APPLE-PIE : $6 THINKING-PROCES OF DR.G : $45 TOTAL AMOUNT : $92 ( GNUIF , GNUIF ( THAT'S DUTCH FOR A REAL DIRTY LAUGH ) ) THE TEXT THAT YOU'VE READ SO FAR WAS WRITTEN ON FRIDAY-AFTERNOON , THE TEXT THAT YOU'RE NOW READING WAS WRITTEN ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON. FIRST A SHORT DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THESE TWO AFTERNOONS : ON FRIDAY-EVENING OZZIE AND I ( YES DR.G'S TYPING AGAIN ) WENT TO SCHOOL (!) NOT TO STUDY OF COURSE , BUT TO WATCH THE MOVIE "BREWSTER'S MILLIONS" . IT WAS REALLY A GREAT FILM ! AFTER THAT OZZIE WENT BACK TO HIS OWN PLACE AND I WENT BACK TO MINE TO WATCH "PREMIERE" ( BORING!) A WEEK LATER ( MORE OR LESS) OZZIE AND I WENT TO THE "BIOS" ( DUTCH ABBREVIATION FOR CINEMA) TO SEE ... ALIENS ! AND IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THIS MOVIE YOU'RE NUTS!!! THEN A WEEK OR TWO LATER WE ALSO SAW "BACK TO THE FUTURE" FOR THE SECOND-OR-MORE TIME . AND NOW I'M GOING TO STOP BECAUSE THIS PROGRAM IS GETTING MUCH TOO BIG : THE TEXT ITSELF IS OVER 5.7 KILOBYTES LONG !! SO BYE FOR NOW... I'LL CONTINUE THIS VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION IN ANOTHER PROGRAM. .... ... .. . - ?) NEWS FOR Y'ALL - 3JAWS , MY ZIP-CODE'S NOT PS , BUT BS , NOTE THIS !! - INTRUDER AND JACKAL , MY COMPLIMENTS FOR THE MADONNA-DEMO , DR.G LIKED IT TOO. - MAYBE THE GREETINGS IN OUR NEXT DEMO WILL BE DIGITIZED , SO YOU'LL HEAR MY VOICE NEXT TIME , MAYBE ?!?! - WE'RE JUST EXPERIENCING FRANKIE'S NEWEST HOT 45-RPM-VINYL-DISC , WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND SPECIAL TWELVE WILD DISCIPLES-MIX , SPATIAL STEREO IS DESORIENTATING US INTO THE FOURTH DIMENSION , - .:MY KEYBOARD IS VAPOURISING - 5I CAN HEAR MY HEART BURST IT'S BEAT THROUGH MY THROAT - .4NOW BACK TO BUSINESS - :THIS WAS A FRANKIE-RE-MIX - 1..THE QUESTION IS NOW BEGGED - WHAT IS A RE-MIX ? - "IT USED TO BE A CHANGE OF CLOTHES BUT NOW IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE ." FOR THE REST OF THE TEXT , BUY THE TWELVE WILD DISCIPLES MIX OF FRANKIE'S WARRIORS OF THE WASTELAND - .4ALSO BUY 'LIVERPOOL' - 5MARIO , ONE MEMBER OF BW - AND ME ARE PRODUCING A GAME - &BUT IT'S PARALISING AND MEGA-STUNNING - 8HOW MODEST I ALWAYS AM ( - $) I WILL NOT REVEAL ANY MORE SECRETS - .1JUST BUY THE GAME - 7BECAUSE DR.G FORGOT TO GREET OUR BUDDIES , I WILL DO SO - YO! TO : ACS AND LAURENS , THE BAM , TMC , RADWAR , PURE-BYTE , GER , CFN 3001 , ELECTRO , NEW AGE , AND EVERYBODY ELSE FLOATING SOMEWHERE IN MY UNIVERSE-LIKE BRAIN - >( "AS YOU KNOW , THE UNIVERSE IS ALMOST EMPTY !!",SAID DR.G ) - NOW , IN A MOMENT OF UTTER GOD-LIKE FEELING , I AM DRUMMING WITH IMAGINARY DRUM-STICKS - 8 ON A NON-EXISTING DRUM-SET ON THE BEAT OF RAGE HARD !! - HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH AN AMOUNT OF TOTAL CRAP IN SUCH A SHORT TIME ?? - 0BET YA DIDN'T !! - BUT NOW I WILL GIVE THE COMMAND OVER THE KEYBOARD BACK TO IT'S OWNER , SO HERE COMES DOC !! - 5MEH..WHAT'S UP DOC ?? - :NOW ANALYSING OZZIE'S CRAP - .7 ( THAT WAS MY PRINTER) - ,CONCLUDING DIAGNOSIS : 1 TOTALLY FREAKED OUT - "3 SCITZY-FRITZY ( SCHIZOFRENIC ) - .CURE : LIE DOWN ON YOUR LOCAL SHRINK'S COUCH ! - ANOTHER PSYCHIATRIC CASE SOLVED BY THE UNIQUE PARAPSYCHOLOGICAL DR.G ! - BILL : USE OF THE COMPUTER : $25 - 4PRINTING PAPER : $16 - >DR.G'S MOTHER'S APPLE-PIE : $6 - =THINKING-PROCES OF DR.G : $45 - 2TOTAL AMOUNT : $92 - :( GNUIF , GNUIF ( THAT'S DUTCH FOR A REAL DIRTY LAUGH ) ) - THE TEXT THAT YOU'VE READ SO FAR WAS WRITTEN ON FRIDAY-AFTERNOON , THE TEXT THAT YOU'RE NOW READING WAS WRITTEN ON SATURDAY AFTERNOON. - FIRST A SHORT DESCRIPTION OF WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN THESE TWO AFTERNOONS : ON FRIDAY-EVENING OZZIE AND I ( YES DR.G'S TYPING AGAIN ) WENT TO SCHOOL (!) - NOT TO STUDY OF COURSE , BUT TO WATCH THE MOVIE "BREWSTER'S MILLIONS" . - <IT WAS REALLY A GREAT FILM ! - AFTER THAT OZZIE WENT BACK TO HIS OWN PLACE AND I WENT BACK TO MINE TO WATCH "PREMIERE" - A WEEK LATER ( MORE OR LESS) OZZIE AND I WENT TO THE "BIOS" ( DUTCH ABBREVIATION FOR CINEMA) TO SEE - -AND IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THIS MOVIE YOU'RE NUTS - $THEN A WEEK OR TWO LATER WE ALSO SAW - 4"BACK TO THE FUTURE" - =FOR THE SECOND-OR-MORE TIME . - AND NOW I'M GOING TO STOP BECAUSE THIS PROGRAM IS GETTING MUCH TOO BIG : THE TEXT ITSELF IS OVER 5.7 KILOBYTES LONG !! - .SO BYE FOR NOW - I'LL CONTINUE THIS VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION IN ANOTHER PROGRAM. -